When you surf the web as much as I do (looking for porn) you start to recognize trends (trends in porn). Recently I've started to see a trend that I can say I'm all in favor of. It's amazing how many pictures you see of hot, raunchy women bending over, seemingly offering themselves up to . . . a boyfriend? A husband? A gang of street thugs (as in, "Come on you big hunky studs, come and deposit your come in my cunt, and while you're at it why don't you shoot some of your hot gooey gold over my face and on my tits just for good measure?") Who knows with the cumdumpsters that are hanging around street corners these days calling themselves ladies. My girlfriend says I'm a misogynist when I say things like that. I don't know what that means but I'm sure she's right. She's usually right when she says shit I don't understand. Anyway, so here's all these willing bitches offering it all up and wouldn't you know it, I can't seem to get any of it. What the fuck? I mean, I'm personable, relatively well off financially, and I certainly am well-endowed. Have I mentioned recently what a hewdge Johnson I have? I guess a sparkling personality and big dick don't get you dick these days. Enjoy the cumdumpster pictures.
For these sluts the term "Her Secret Garden" doesn't seem to have much meaning. It's more like "My Public Vadge that I want the whole world to see and fuck!" Even the fatties are getting in on it.
Here's a variation on a theme.
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"Hey, we can't see anything. Who got cum in our eyes?!"
Double your pleasure, double your fun with. . . Twin Cumdumpsters! They're minty good.
I've also noticed that very often there's a bed involved in these pictures. That's handy!
But who needs a bed? Any back alley will do for her. This is taking the term cumdumpster too literally!
Then there's the cumdumpsters who love to see themselves getting ravaged (That's taken in a forceful manner, for those of you in Cleveland.)
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