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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Sam Cooke Proves That Sexy Celebrities Don’t Have to Be Dumb



Hottie celebs can be smart too. Or vice-versa. Not all spend their waking hours rummaging through racks of fashions, or dreaming of fairytale on-camera weddings, or worrying how their new boyfriend will look to the paparazzi when shot alongside them stepping out of Katsuya. Some study biology and chemistry and are still smoking hot.

Take for instance, bio-chem major and former Page 3 Idol winner, Sam Cooke, a celebrity glamour model of the brainiest and most boobtastic proportions. The combination of chest and mind in these new (plus some classic) Page 3 topless pictures might just throw me into an endless loop of naughty nekkid science lectures from which I might never escape. But I'd be okay with that.

Listen up ladies, amazing funbags and sexy bodies are still tops, but a girl who knows the Periodic Table by heart, Mmmm.




To see Sam's brainy talents go to CelebrityFreaks



Victoria Justice Bikini Pictures Are Cameltoe-A-Licious!



You know that the only thing that compares to my love for our readers is our lust for Victoria Justice. Please, don't make me choose.

These exclusive beach bikini pictures of Victoria Justice prepping for some WaveRunning are downright passion-overflowing. In fact, the passion floweth right down to the multiple shots of my lady's delicious dromedary cleft, where hints of the blind lady nest of Justice are more than readily visible in the midday sun beneath that sheer bikini bottom. Oh, blessed blessed day. Victoria Justice camel toe pictures, come wash away all that is Kardashian and unholy and make us pure again.











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Candice Swanepoel Stylish Sexy Hot in Allure



Oh, Candice Swanepoel, thy name is hotness.

You know my tragic tale of woe each month as the neighborhood children taunt and flame me each month as a large collection of women's fashion magazines arrive at the doorstep to my pied-à-terre, but, he who ogles last ogles best. And this month's Allure magazine featuring the uber-sexy Candice Swanepoel, be still my throbbing lower heart. Oh, sure, there are too many clothes and definitely too many bubbles, and maybe a bit artsy-styly, but, underneath it all, the gloriously hot Candice, just evoking all sorts of ideas you simply can't mention aloud in front of polite company, not that you know much polite company, but assuming you did.







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Jessica Michibata Bikini Pictures Drop the Sexy Bottom on the South of France



I suppose there's no hard rule, but something close to, 'be a super famous world-class athlete, get a very hot girlfriend.' Jenson Button, recent Formula One World Champion certainly scored pretty high up the sexy celebrity girlfriend food chain with Japanase-Spanish mixed model, Jessica Michibata, and, yes, of course, there is a yacht involved in this story. Damn you celebrities and your hot girl-catching yachts!

Jessica Michibata flashed the uppers, the lowers, the frontals, the rears, and most everything else between in some skimpy bikinis clinging as I would to her sextastic hot body over the weekend in the South of France. Sometimes, life is unfair, but at least we get to ogle.

















Christina Milian Makes Her Own Case for Bikini MILF of the Day



Christina Milian took to the California beaches over the weekend to flash a bit of her own MILFtastic bikini body wares, and a bit of body art that I'm pretty sure says my name followed by 'call me'. Despite the ornate jewelry more becoming of a Studio 54 comeback event, Christina definitely has some bodily skills for the ogling, a little hint of sexy boobtastic mermaid that bring to mind many a kinky nautical adventure.









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