19 Dirty Questions We All Have About Sex

As a frisky gal, I’ve analyzed sex from every angle … even the unflattering ones. But to be honest, there’s still some stuff that goes on during sexy time that makes me scratch my head with wonder. Some of the nitty gritty of the bump ‘n’ grind remains a mystery to me. And while, yes, we ladies love an enigma, even more when it comes wrapped in an orgasm, I’m still left with these random naughty questions. And for all those ex-boyfriends out there who have asked me what I’m thinking when my mind seems to wander while we’re doin’ it, here are your answers. When it comes to sex, these are the things that make me go “hmmm ... ”

1. How come the same amount of booze it takes me to have sex can also be the same amount that stops me from being able to get off?




2. Why do guys feel threatened by vibrators, but no woman is intimidated by a flesh light?





3. Why are guys obsessed with doing the butt?




4. Why do women care about penis size when about 75 percent only get off from clitoral stimulation?




5. How did pubes get such a bad rap?

6. Why do babies have to go out the way they came in?



7. Why don’t men get more oxytocin than women? We’ve already bonded to the dude if they’re doing us. Shouldn’t they be the ones getting super dosed?

8. Why do peen rings make a dude’s junk look so adorbs?

9. Why does sex have that smell?



10. While we’re at it, why do crotches have that smell?

11. In a possibly related question: why is the Hershey factory so close to the hot pocket?

12. Why do some guys think it’s OK to force your head while you’re giving them head?



13. Why does every guy want to finish on my face?

14. How come great sex isn’t enough to keep us happy?

15. What did people do B.C.E. B.C.L. before the common lube?

16. How come the media and “experts” keep trying to tell us that there is one kind of ideal sexy person? I like bald, fat dudes with acne scars and lotsa chest hair, suck it Science Of Sex Appeal.

17. Why are men more willing to get naked at the drop of a hat?

18. Why is foreplay more stimulating than the actual penis-in-vagina sex?

19. How come sex with hot people is almost never as hot?

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Christmas Hottie of the Day - Dec 16

                                

12 Ways For a Woman to Seduce Her Man

1. Write him an erotic story featuring you both as the leads.

2. Take a rather provocative picture of yourself with a digital camera…you in sexy lingerie, or you in a sexy position, or you naked. A tripod and camera with delay feature may be a tool you will need. Get a piece of cardboard the same size and glue the printed picture on the cardboard. Now draw puzzle pieces on the picture and use a sharp pair of scissors to cut around the pieces on your cardboard picture puzzle. Have the pieces sent a few at a time, via courier to his office while he is at work. By the end of the day he will have received all the puzzle pieces and be dying to get home to you. Tip: give him the most revealing piece last.



3. Call him at work in the morning to seductively tell him what you have planned for that night.




4. Do the housework naked.



5. Mail him a pair of your sexiest panties.

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Rosie Jones Shows Off Her Front (and Rear) for Front

Me and Mrs. Jones, we gotta a thing going on. My Rosie Jones infatuation is growing like the budget deficit: constant, large, and most definitely up-arrow. These Rosie Jones pictures from Front magazine may hide the fantastic boobtastic (of which we've often seen) but they show off the hot body, booty, and delicious cameltoe-licious of this young British bombshell quite nicely and I do believe I'm going to ogle them until the cows come home (or, you know, the lady who cleans my place once a week and has seen me naked more often than my girlfriend).














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Gunbra of the Day - Dec 10

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Celebrity Hotties Before and After Photoshop

We all know that Photoshop can pretty much do miracles. We've seen pictures of celebrities where someone has kindly removed some minor imperfections or maybe performed a slight boob enhancement. Butl Photoshop can go horribly awry (as evidenced by the picture of Britney Spears above).

Check out these pictures of celebrities before and after Photoshop.

Shakira



Pamela Anderson



Christina Aguilera



Jennifer Lopez



Ashley Judd



Britney Spears



Lindsay Lohan



Jessica Alba





Jennifer Lopez



Amy Winehouse



Claudia Schiffer



Christina Applegate



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5 Weird But Amazing Vintage Vibrators

In this day and age, sex toys are everywhere. And while so many of us shudder to think about what we’d do without our battery-operated boyfriends, by no means are we the first generation to enjoy sexual technology. The Victorian Era was known for being America’s most prudish. But it was also the second coming of the industrial revolution. So, behind the facade of formality there lurked some freaky-deaky technology. Check out “Vigor’s Horse Action Saddle.” I think we all know what kind of action they were talkin’ about ... Anyone else suddenly sorry they never took up horseback riding? And this sexy ride, endorsed by the Princess Of Wales, is just the beginning. Take a gander at the greatest ye olde vibrators history has to offer.



The First Vibrator: This is George Taylor’s steam-powered Manipulator, which is basically ye olde effing machine. Basically, it was a padded table with a cutout in the crotch area, through which a vibrating sphere, driven by a steam engine, massaged peeps’ hot spots. Used at Dr. R.V. Pierce’s hospital in the 1860s, the inventor warned that “treatment of female pelvic complaints with the ‘Manipulator’ should be supervised to prevent overindulgence.”



The Chatanooga Vibrator: This unisex toy was most often used to stimulate the booty, typically in male patients (like this one pictured) who enjoyed a prostate massage. It sold for an astounding $200 a piece in 1900! That’s on the high end, even today. But clearly, it was money well spent.

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To see the rest of the Vintage Vibrators and a couple of bonus vintage sex toys click here.