Health.com has released a list of “10 Careers with High Rates of Depression,” among them the artists, writers, entertainers category: “In men, it’s the job category most likely to be associated with an episode of major depression (nearly 7% in full-time workers).” So what are jobs a potential male mate may have that could spell trouble for you down the line? Find out after the jump.
Rouge Volupte - No. 07 Lingerie Pink by Yves Saint Laurent for Women - 0.14 oz Lipstick 1. Writer/Artist/Whatever
Pros: He’s creative! He has feelings and isn’t afraid to express them! He is always around tinkering in his studio, fiddling with his latest novel draft, or working on that kinetic sculpture.
Cons: His paycheck—wait, he doesn’t get a paycheck. He cries more than you do. He’s prone to disappearing into his work for hours, make that days, make that years.
Conclusion: If you’re looking for stability, go out with Ted from financial services.
2. Cop/Bouncer/Military Contractor
Pros: If anyone tries to mess with you, he will smash them into a pulp. He can carry you over his shoulder and forget you’re there. He is a man, not an emo boy.
Cons: His high-stress job stresses him out. He will never write you a sonnet. He works crazy hours/shifts, and you never know when you’ll see him.
Conclusion: It could work, but only if you’re willing to put your back into it.
Sexy Lace Garter Belt - Red 3. Waste management/Sewer Maintenance/Garbage Pickup
Pros: Not afraid to get his hands dirty. Steady paycheck: check. It keeps him busy, and this means he cherishes his time off—with you.
Cons: Smelly prior to after-work bathing. Back problems. A little rough around the edges.
Conclusion: For women who don’t give a crap what other people think.
4. CEO/Wall Streeter/Businessman
Pros: Looks good in a suit. Can balance your paycheck with his eyes closed. Buys you stuff.
Cons: Has a predilection for champagne, hanging with his bros over hanging with his hos, and is rather prone to the acquisition of material objects.
Conclusion: If you’re a Charlotte: yes. If you’re a Carrie: no.
Long Sleeve Diamond Net Mini Dress 5. Unemployed
Pros. Has lots of free time. Not stressed out by work demands. Unlikely to be having an affair with the office administrative assistant.
Cons: You pay—for everything. Suffers from crushing lack of self-esteem. Makes your father want to tear his out his eyeballs.
Conclusion: Acceptable if temporary situation in challenging economy. As a lifestyle, unacceptable.
Lace Trim Sleeveless Tunic 6. Model/Stripper/Escort
Pros: Easy on the eyes. Knows all the best places to get waxed, tweezed, and tanned. A true professional in the sack.
Cons: Impossible to get any mirror time. Sexual contact with other women, possibly professionally, sometimes for money. STDs?
Conclusion: Ideal for cougars. Impossible otherwise.
Legendary Lace Thong 7. Insurance Agent/CPA/Accountant
Pros: Reliable. Trustworthy. Deeply familiar with risk determination.
Cons: Boring. Won’t stop talking about latest tax revisions. Wears pleated khakis.
Conclusion: Better than the rent boy, but she must be able to tolerate protracted discussions of the weather to make it last over the long haul.
8. Rock Star/Spiritual Leader/Zealot
Pros: Charismatic. High-strung. Capable of winning over large numbers of people through oratory skills.
Cons: Polemical. Possesses plaster cast of own penis. Keeps running off on missions to war-torn countries.
Conclusion: Avoid.
Ultimate Love Songs 5 Volume Set To see more great stories on relationships and news & Pictures of your favorite celebrities visit us at CelebrityFreaks.com. It will shock you what they are up to!
No comments:
Post a Comment