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Monday, November 22, 2010

CelebrityFreaks' Complete and Unabridged Guide to Boobs - Chapter 1



A body of work so huge that it has tbe published in 2 chapters. Check out Chapter 2 here.

We dudes have always been fascinated with boobs much to the wonderment of women. They just don’t get what’s so special about them. Well, most don’t. Some friendly females throw us guys a bone once in a while and let us get up close and personal .

This is possible the most massive work on the subject of boobs. After you finish perusing, reading, studying and enjoying this guide, you should know everything that you will ever need to know about boobs. Of course, that being said, do not take that to mean that you should not continue to devote yourself to further study. There is always room for improvement in one's learning. Happy studying.

Pokies



Until today we didn’t think there was anything sexier than a pair of naked boobs just hanging around. But that was before we discovered 68 (more or less) pretty pokies…otherwise known as freakin’ hot fripples. These boobs may be hidden underneath cloth, but they’re certainly not hiding.









To see the full gallery click here.


The Bikini
Like the women who wear them, the bikini comes in all shapes and sizes, from full cover-ups to barely there. Here, we’ve put together a complete guide to these lovely little numbers that will have you wishing you were at the beach faster than you can tweet what you’re eating for lunch. Now all you have to do is decide which type of bikini you like best.









To see the rest of the gallery click here.


Hand Bras



Ah, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot she looks doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one.















To see the rest of the gallery click here.


Helping Handbras



It’s clinically proven that boobs need to be supported. We’re not talking about the kind of support you show every day by checking out posts like the tandem boob press and 100 hottest handbras . No we’re talking about bras — and there’s no bra more supportive bra than a hand bra. And there’s no friend more supportive than one who is willing to lend her hands to give her a friend a bra.











To see the rest of the gallery click here.






The Sideboob



We here at CelebrityFreaks, like you – wherever the hell you are – never get tired of boobs. That’s why they’re so great! But as we all know, some pictures of boobs are just superior to others. And the sideboob is one of the best.

While putting together this post, we realized that what constitutes a true “sideboob” can be tricky. For instance, like squares and rhombuses, some hand-bras can be sideboobs, but not all sideboobs are hand-bras. Sometimes it doesn’t count if the model’s laying down, or pressed up against something, sometimes it does. A truly great sideboob is as elusive as the slippery chupacabra – but way, way sexier.









To see the rest of the gallery click here.


Point of Boob



We dudes have always been fascinated with boobs much to the wonderment of women. They just don’t get what’s so special about them. Well, most don’t. Some friendly females throw us guys a bone once in a while and let us get up close and personal with what we like to call “Point of Boob” shots. For all the men who’ve pondered what it must be like to have a perfect pair, this is the gallery for you.



Bare Necessities









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The Underboob



Some things in this world are indisputable, like gravity, death and the incredible, inexhaustible awesomeness of boobs. Because of this, we aren’t ashamed of our unending love of this fantastic female feature. So we proudly present to you the one of the sexiest collections in our unending quest for hot ass pictures of chicks wearing nearly nothing – the quintessential Tribute to the Glorious Underboob!



Alloy.com









Alloy.com

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Cleavage



Cleavage is the classic SWF boobage. Unlike some of these other styles, cleavage has been around for probably as long as boobs themselves. But throughout the ages of sexiness, cleavage has never lost its complete and total awesomeness. In fact, cleavage is so awesome, it’s sometime better than seeing the whole shabang – and that’s saying something!







Chocolate Covered Company Free Overnight Gourmet





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The Sidewinder



After having already covered side-boobs, underboobs, hand-bras and cleavage, we were starting to get worried that there weren’t any more boob categories to get our grubby mitts on. How wrong we were… Meet the ’sidewinders,’ a term referring to the sides of the breasts as viewed from the back, and one of my personal favorites! That’s right, from the back. It’s awesome. Enjoy!







Bare Necessities












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Check out Chapter 2 here.


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