Let’s face it. We’ve already seen most of these chicks either naked or semi naked at some point. Be it through one of those nipple slip shots, or some random upskirt thing, I just don’t see these as being coincidences. They know what they’re doing.
And while I completely respect the amazing acting talent of the Tara Reid‘s of the world, something tells me that we’re not exactly watching out for Tara’s next new movie. We’re looking for the next alligator bag skin shot of her stomach.
Sex Tapes have become huge over the last 5-10 years. Pamela Anderson started the craze and a new crop of celebrities have got them. Some seem to work (Kim Kardashian) and some seem to repulse us (Dustin Diamond).
But here are 7 celebrities that I think are destined to release a sex tape to boost their career. I’ve also put a time estimate on when we’ll probably see one.
Traci Bingham
Can someone tell me what’s going on with Traci Bingham please? Is she evil? Whatever happened to the nice Baywatch type girl? Her face is getting scarier and scarier. And her boobs are getting louder and louder. Is a sex tape down the road? You bet it is.
Prediction: Within 2 years or right before her face falls off.
Katy Perry
You think all these stage antics are coincidence? Think again. You don’t just dress slutty all the time and fall over things because you’re a moron. Eh, well, maybe you do but let’s just say I think Perry does go out of her way to be a bad girl. And that she’s on top now the bar is set even higher to keep up. Marriage? Sex Tape? It’ll happen.
Prediction: Honeymoon tape is inevitable
Tara Reid
There’s not much else to say about Tara Reid anymore. The stomach. Yes, we know. It’s awful. The boobs. Yes we know. They’re big. How she hasn’t done a sex tape is beyond me.
Prediction: After I’m done with this post.
Tila Tequila – Another 5 Tapes
How much more can you possibly show on MTV without it actually being porn? We know she’s a bisexual. We’ve already seen nude shots of her. Hell we’ve even seen a sex tape. Only reason I mention her is because I’d like to see more. She’s done some wrong porn. I know it. There’s gotta be at least 50 more sex tapes of her lying around.
Prediction: As soon as she’s not getting enough attention which should be right around now.
Katie Price
Is her name Jordan? What the hell is this crap? Who is this woman? Glamour Model and budding singing star huh. Well, she’s been in Playboy and has two kids. She’s married? How there isn’t a sex tape out there already is beyond me.
Prediction: Within 3 years.
Jodie Marsh
Does this woman do anything for a living? Are she and Katie Price the same person? She has her own reality show called “Totally Jodie Marsh.” So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.
Prediction: Within 1 year
Audrina Patridge
Dancing with the Stars! I’m so wholesome. Ehhhh. I don’t buy it.
Prediction: The second her looks start to fade. However that won’t be for a while. 10 years.
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