Bizarre Boob Inventions

It's a well accepted fact the whole world round that there’s nothing better than a set of sweet melons. No offense gay guys who don’t like boobs, that’s the fatal flaw in your whole game. Companies know that tatas are magnificent and guys will buy anything that looks like them and chicks will buy anything to help them look bigger better. Here’s a peek at some of those very products that make us bounce with joy.

Chug-A-Jug

What better way to bong your beer than two giant boobs? Just pull the nipple rings and let the bong races begin.

The Kush

It’s a breast separator that allegedly reduces the likelihood that your chick gets wrinkles in her cleavage.

Jingle Jugs

It’s the best rack any hunter could ever mount on his wall… and it plays festive music too.

Cleavage Caddy

Once her handbag is stuffed, she can still find room in the bra that doubles as a purse.

The Amazing Magic Boob



Think Magic 8 Ball but way cooler. Need the answer to life’s biggest question? Just give this beauty a jiggle. Wish I would’ve got this when I was 10.

Emergency Bra Mask

Worried about terrorists or chemical warfare? Then you better hope the waitress is wearing one of these in case you get attacked at happy hour; it’s the bra that turns into a gas mask.

iBoobs Naughty Speakerphone

There is no better way to listen to your favorite tunes than by resting your head on nice set of… well, you can see what they are.

The Wine Rack

Busty Mousepad

This unique mouse pad features a CLEVER ergonomic wrist rest on a pair of gel boobs.

Your pals will love it and poke the gel chest when you’re not looking. Your girlfriend will probably think you’re a pervert. Mom will roll her eyes. Feminists will curse your existence!

Seriously, this is the breast mouse pad ever. Not only will you find them surprisingly comfortable, but they make excellent gifts and conversation pieces!